Stop SHARING at me SWAAAN!

natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:08:57 -0400

I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.

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monetizeyourcat: vlogbloopers: wow get a job are you talking...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:54:48 -0400

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

baboushkat: pizzaforpresident: fedorapunk: I thought this was...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:50:05 -0400

baboushkat:

pizzaforpresident:

fedorapunk:

I thought this was a really large dog for a second, but then the realization hit me.

no… noo………………. nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

nOoooooo

Okay… this is fucking weird.

vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:45:26 -0400

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

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Sat, 11 May 2013 18:04:31 -0400

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Ashley OSteen About Me Page at Helium

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:29:09 -0400

Ashley OSteen About Me Page at Helium

gracehelbig: Our LIVE comedy show, #NoFilter, is coming to...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 04:16:54 -0400

gracehelbig:

Our LIVE comedy show, #NoFilter, is coming to BOSTON, NEW YORK CITY and WASHINGTON DC!

Boston: Friday May 24th BUY TICKETS HERE

NYC: Sunday May 26th BUY TICKETS HERE

DC: Saturday June 1st BUY TICKETS HERE

jennamarbles: http://helpmarcfucarile.com Boston is my home....

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:50:42 -0400

jennamarbles:

http://helpmarcfucarile.com

Boston is my home. Being across the country when a tragedy occurs worrying about family and friends is one of the most helpless feelings in the world. We have all followed the news and heard the stories and feel like there isn’t much we can do but check in and make sure the people we love are okay. Finally there is something (at least I feel like) I can do to help. Anything you can donate to Marc and his family for medical expenses from this senseless act of violence would be appreciated more than you can imagine, the links are at the top blog along with more of his story. If you know of any other victims dealing with this, please ask them to set up a donation page and send them to jennamarblesbusiness@gmail.com and I will put any and all of them on my blog and anywhere else I can.

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noire-pandora: I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 11:01:17 -0400

noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

"Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten?"

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 19:13:29 -0400

“Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten?”

- Sigmund Freud (via ckgarden)

sarcastic-snowflake: THE TASTE OF SUCCESS

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 19:12:21 -0400

sarcastic-snowflake:

THE TASTE OF SUCCESS

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Sun, 14 Apr 2013 19:11:26 -0400

If you ever see acronyms on your dash, and don't know what they mean, here is a helpful guide

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 19:09:27 -0400

TMI: That's My Igloo! (It's kind of like MTV Cribs, except with igloos)
PJO: Please, Just Ovulate! (Where husbands and wives discuss having kids)
HP: Hot Pockets (people just REALLY love these)
SPN: Shakespearian Porn Novels (in which scholars find the hidden innuendo's in Wililam's classic plays)
THG: The Hottest Goat (it's a reality tv show that people are really into these days)
DW: Dinkleberg Weekly (a spinoff series in which Timmy's dad complain's about Dinkleberg's mischievous week)
TID: This Is Dubstep (A show that analyzes the most painful music: dubstep)
TFIOS: The Fry Is On Saturn (a game show where they hide a french fry somewhere in the solar system and contestants race to find it first. the winner gets to eat the fry. They use "Saturn" in the title, because that was the location of the original fry)

"Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and that no one can..."

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 19:08:05 -0400

“Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and that no one can fuck with you and then don’t let anybody fuck with you.”

- Kate Nash’s advice to college students (via morganmarguerite)

moustache-memories: Hand design Phet did on Kelsey

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 19:07:35 -0400

moustache-memories:

Hand design Phet did on Kelsey