Our LIVE comedy show, #NoFilter, is coming to BOSTON, NEW YORK CITY and WASHINGTON DC!
Boston is my home. Being across the country when a tragedy occurs worrying about family and friends is one of the most helpless feelings in the world. We have all followed the news and heard the stories and feel like there isn’t much we can do but check in and make sure the people we love are okay. Finally there is something (at least I feel like) I can do to help. Anything you can donate to Marc and his family for medical expenses from this senseless act of violence would be appreciated more than you can imagine, the links are at the top blog along with more of his story. If you know of any other victims dealing with this, please ask them to set up a donation page and send them to email@example.com and I will put any and all of them on my blog and anywhere else I can.
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten?
THE TASTE OF SUCCESS
If you ever see acronyms on your dash, and don't know what they mean, here is a helpful guide
- TMI: That's My Igloo! (It's kind of like MTV Cribs, except with igloos)
- PJO: Please, Just Ovulate! (Where husbands and wives discuss having kids)
- HP: Hot Pockets (people just REALLY love these)
- SPN: Shakespearian Porn Novels (in which scholars find the hidden innuendo's in Wililam's classic plays)
- THG: The Hottest Goat (it's a reality tv show that people are really into these days)
- DW: Dinkleberg Weekly (a spinoff series in which Timmy's dad complain's about Dinkleberg's mischievous week)
- TID: This Is Dubstep (A show that analyzes the most painful music: dubstep)
- TFIOS: The Fry Is On Saturn (a game show where they hide a french fry somewhere in the solar system and contestants race to find it first. the winner gets to eat the fry. They use "Saturn" in the title, because that was the location of the original fry)
Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and that no one can fuck with you and then don’t let anybody fuck with you.
Hand design Phet did on Kelsey
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